Filled with endless laughs and unbelievable sight gags, this "cheerfully crude and way over the line" (Los Angeles Times) romantic comedy is a "gut-busting blast" (USA Today). Still suffering form a high school crush on Mary (Cameron Diaz), the nerdy, angst-driven Ted (Ben Stiller) tracks her down thirteen years later with the help of sleazy private investigator Pat Healy (Matt Dillon). But after one look at Mary, Healy decides he wants her for himself and soon the two men are engaged in an outrageous all-out battle for Mary's affections.